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TiTFET by Titfet January 6, 2021
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tittettes 

very small titts

Look at that chick, she thinks she has tits, but those are only tittettes.
tittettes by momsauce and tinker March 18, 2009
Related Words
an under-sized tit, usually half off on price
all those little whores have titlets
titlet by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006
Hat
Cockney rhyming slang: "Tit for tat:
Titfer hat
He doffed his titfer to his old trouble
See trouble

Titetition

The repeating of many tits, or fat rolls. Found mainly on fat women, but is also common on fat men.
Remember, "titetition" can't be spelled without two tits! :)
The woman got some huge titetitions after she went to rehab for her bulimia.
Titetition by repetitioner December 28, 2010

aninoo kipony titeetoo

when u need to go somewhere but then you make your dog go instead
please dont pull a aninoo kipony titeetoo
a titlet is a mini-tit. because it's half size, you get half off the lap dance if they have titlets.
that stripper has the smallest titlets ive seen in my life, their smaller than lucy lui's
titlet by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006
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