Titfection

When her boobs are perfect size and shape

Guy 1: Bro she had thee perfect rack
Guy 2: so your saying she hit titfection

by Cooterpoluter69 September 9, 2021

textfectionate

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)

Jimmy is being so textfectionate today

by AQT724 January 5, 2011

Tittention

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.

That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.

by TMcGee June 2, 2015

titficionado

A true aficionado of the female breast.

That man is a real titficionado, he really knows tits!

by tymus44 May 25, 2015

Tierection

A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection.

Look at that guy's tie, he's got a tierection!

by da'man'09 April 27, 2009

The Trifection

A three-piece combination of blonde hair, perfect teeth, and large breasts.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I posit that your bodice and countenance exemplify The Trifection?"

"I can't get my business up and running until I see some of those beautiful teeth, underneath those golden locks, above those perfectly large cans - I need the Trifection."

by MaisonNouveau February 25, 2014

textfection

the act of texting affectionately.

They would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.

by Valgo1 March 8, 2013