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Titfection

When her boobs are perfect size and shape
Guy 1: Bro she had thee perfect rack
Guy 2: so your saying she hit titfection
Titfection by Cooterpoluter69 September 9, 2021
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textfectionate 

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)
Jimmy is being so textfectionate today
textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011

Tittention 

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.
That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.
Tittention by TMcGee June 2, 2015

titficionado 

A true aficionado of the female breast.
That man is a real titficionado, he really knows tits!
titficionado by tymus44 May 25, 2015

Tierection 

A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection.
Look at that guy's tie, he's got a tierection!
Tierection by da'man'09 April 27, 2009

The Trifection 

A three-piece combination of blonde hair, perfect teeth, and large breasts.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I posit that your bodice and countenance exemplify The Trifection?"

"I can't get my business up and running until I see some of those beautiful teeth, underneath those golden locks, above those perfectly large cans - I need the Trifection."
The Trifection by MaisonNouveau February 25, 2014

textfection 

the act of texting affectionately.
They would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.
textfection by Valgo1 March 8, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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