tittettes

very small titts

Look at that chick, she thinks she has tits, but those are only tittettes.

by momsauce and tinker March 18, 2009

Tittettes

Small breasts
Miniature tits

Damn, bitch. Dem some saggy tittettes...Fuck.

by TitMASTERofDOOM666 February 19, 2009

titrettes

When you can't keep your eyes off of a girls tits.

Dude her tits were so nice it caused my titrettes to kick in and my eyes stayed locked on her tits and I never looked up at her face.

by SwabIe October 4, 2013

Tittieitess

A lighthearted emotional condition marked by the sudden fear of missing your girlfriend or wife’s titties at the exact moment you need comfort, motivation, or a reason to smile and pretend everything’s okay. Symptoms may include random sighing, distracted happiness, unnecessary phone checks, and the strong belief that all problems would be 73% smaller if said titties were present.

“Yeah, work’s fine… I’m just dealing with a mild case of tittieitess.” 😌

by MakingSlang24 January 30, 2026