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The thing that makes tits to squishy, squeezable and fun
Joyful, enjoyable, squeezable fun, with titfat! *fun to play with, not to eat!*
titfat by silverware May 30, 2014
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titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
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When one can see nothing but a pair of breasts. Opacity varies with severity of ones condition. A constant reminder of having looked at too much porn.
"Shit podge my titatus is really bad today.... even when I close my eyes all I can see is a massive pair of tits"
Titatus by Badgeruk January 3, 2010

titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

tituation 

Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.
1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.

2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.

tituation by yomoniker March 24, 2009

tittator 

those who rule with their tits.
chicks who are blessed with the power of "the boobs"
"damn, do you see that tittator over thur, she could rule me any time"
tittator by chuck21 November 6, 2009

titatorship 

The country was under a titatorship. The woman was scary, but beautiful.
titatorship by philip girlboss June 22, 2021
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