Thwim

To do the absolute bare minimum required to get by or survive. It represents the exact baseline between "sinking" (failing entirely) and "swimming" (thriving or excelling). It is the act of putting in just enough effort to keep your head above water without actually moving forward..

I didn't actually study for the final, I just read the summary pages and managed to thwim my way to a C-minus. / Ever since the management changed, I stopped trying to get promoted. Now I just thwim through my shift and go home

Thwim by Tiggrj August 15, 2026

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

dick thwomp by dylpaul December 4, 2015

TSWIM 

TSWIM is a recording artist from Connecticut, who's recently made a name for himself after achieving thousands and thousands of streams with no project. TSWIM used his rising popularity to make a move to Los Angeles and since has surpassed over 35,000 followers on Instagram.

Have you heard TSWIM's new single?

TSWIM by Jerri Smith November 27, 2021

thimble 

a pronounced clitoris on a woman

Fred had no trouble finding her thimble once his hands ventured down there.

thimble by monkeybrew April 29, 2005

Thunder Thimble 

A man with a small but enthusiastic penis. We're talking 4 inches and below. It won't break the bank but it will shake the timbers.

He had a thunder Thimble but he still made my legs legs shake.

She didn't hit the bottom, but her Thunder Thimble hit the bull's eye.

Thunder Thimble by Can I Get U Off? July 11, 2020

twimc 

To Whom It May Concern

twimc by Anonymous November 7, 2003

thimz

Thimz is quite possibly the most awesome person to ever roam the earth.

He is said to appear in public when there is some dire need of awesome in that place or if someone is genuinely challenging his role of the most awesome person ever.
In the second case he will come and defeat the challenger with a single pelvic thrust.

It is said in legend that Thimz lives in a hidden city which no one is yet to find.
Adventurers and archaeologists have spent billions of dollars trying to find this city.

Person1: Dude that was awesome! That was worthy of Thimz!!!

Person2: Yeah man, i'm way cooler than Thimz.

*Thimz appears and proves his awesome*

Person1: Dude, Thimz is so awesome he makes you look REALLY lame.

thimz by Gregoryduhickson January 9, 2008