Thimz is quite possibly the most awesome person to ever roam the earth.

He is said to appear in public when there is some dire need of awesome in that place or if someone is genuinely challenging his role of the most awesome person ever.
In the second case he will come and defeat the challenger with a single pelvic thrust.

It is said in legend that Thimz lives in a hidden city which no one is yet to find.
Adventurers and archaeologists have spent billions of dollars trying to find this city.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods