thwimp 

Thwimp, or THWMP: Third World Monkey Person. The sort of person you used to see only in the pages of National Geographic, or an Indiana Jones movie. Someone so obviously not fully human that you are filled with a despairing sense of horror that they were ever allowed to migrate to your country.

"Shit man, ever since Obama, this neighborhood's been taken over by thwimps.

thwimp by J_Brisby October 28, 2017

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

dick thwomp by dylpaul December 4, 2015

Thimp 

( female gender variant of simp ); A female that spends most of her time, effort or money to be with a guy that is not interested in them. Will often flak on friends to spend as much time with said guy. The word derives itself from the combination of the words Thot and Simp. Female who has just come a relationship break up and meets these categories count as a Thimp

" Jesus, why dose she still try to go after him when he is clearly Not into her!?"

" Yeah, and this is the third time she has bailed on us and our plans! God, she is such a Thimp

Thimp by Guilmon857 April 2, 2020

thwipt 

an onomatopoeia, the sound that spider-mans webs make when they spit from his wrist cartridges. werd!

uhh, how else to explain other than...

"thwipt!"

thwipt by kurticus May 30, 2007

thwipt-snicket 

two onomatopoeias (thwipt being spidey and snicket being wolverine) that sound better together, and the common sounds that come out of brobsts mouth pretty much every day in rap form...

"thwipt-snicket, thwipt tha-thwipt snicket."

thwipt-snicket by kurticus May 30, 2007

thwomp 

a large rock with mario 64

if u are in tick tock clock, u must stomp on the thwomp

thwomp by Mats Willemsen August 8, 2004

THWOMP 

When you fuck your wife so hard that it makes the loudest noise and feels so good.

I fucking THWOMPED my wife last night

THWOMP by Sucacock November 9, 2021