Thurstable

A wank of a place due to the recent addition of Mr Ketley

I'll die before i go to thurstable

by Daddypig69tla July 11, 2021

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

turntable

Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.

Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.

by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004

Turntable

A machine used to play vinyl records.

"Technics makes the best turntables."

by JesseBW August 30, 2003

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

Rusty Turntable

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.

"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"

by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

Tampa Turntable

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.

"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

by TBagginTballs May 1, 2009