When you mix fuel, metal oxide and metal powder in just the right way, it burns at 2000 degrees Celsius. Hot enough to cut through nearly any barrier known to man. Throw some C4 into the mix, and you've got one hell of a combination. (Make sure to say in a Southern Accent)

GUY 1: Dude what the hell I said to hit the barrier not the dry wall!

Guy 2: Im sorry I’m a Thermite I do what I want.

Thermite by Thatcher Snatcher June 13, 2018

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thermoskeptic

Someone who does not believe in global warming.

He: So Bob's not going to hear Al Gore speak this evening?
She: No, he thinks all the talk of global warming is crap - he's a thermoskeptic.

thermoskeptic by ring-tailed roarer December 9, 2009

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thermostache

Noun: a mustache with the purpose of keeping one's upper lip warm.

It gets cold during these Nebraska winters, so I grow a thermostache every fall and shave it during the spring.

thermostache by Mr. Sodium January 26, 2018

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Thermal drill

A sentence in a video game called PAYDAY 2, if you don't pick up the thermal drill, Bain will say this sentence all the time until you pick it up.

Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Okay okay.
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Okay!! I'm going for it!!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Oh will you shut up?!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUP!!!!!!!
*picks up the thermal drill*
Bain: Get that drill to the vault door!
Guy: I know what to do, cunt...

Thermal drill by Thatheistingguy420 November 2, 2015

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