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thermostache
Noun: a
mustache
with the purpose of keeping one's
upper lip
warm
.
It gets cold during these
Nebraska
winters
, so I grow a thermostache every fall and
shave it
during the spring.
by
Mr. Sodium
January 26, 2018
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