Thurmaston 

The worst part of Leicestershire, if you went to this place you will know the meaning of chav. Mainly owned by none other than the scummy people from council estates, with regular fights between the next village called Birstall the scallywags from Thurmaston usually end up getting arrested (Due to their thick parents and their un-educated excuse for a brain).
Once again, this village has nothing to offer, Thurmaston is like a turd.. its made from waste and it smells like shit.

chav1: You wanna go fight Thurmaston tonight?
chav2: Nah, they smell like shit.

chav3: IT'S THURMASTON!
chav4: Fucking chase them and we'll shit on them.. HIT HIM WITH THE HAMMER!

Mc Hammer: HAMMER TIME!

Thurmaston by Vitto September 8, 2006

thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

thurstonitis by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

thurston moore 

Founding member of Sonic youth
Sexy

Thurston Moore eats skippy peanut butter when he's angry

thurston moore by julie October 14, 2003

Dirty Thurston 

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

Dirty Thurston by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

Thurstonian 

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

Thurstonian by The Iranian January 15, 2009

Thomaston 

A place where police harrass people who walk on sidewalks but allow drug dealers and drunk drivers to do as they please.

"Let's go to Thomaston, police don't mind if we sell drugs there."

"Don't go to Thomaston to do anything other than sell drugs, If you're not selling drugs they will try to arrest you saying you are involved in drug trafficking. No walking allowed!"

Thomaston by Walker Thomaston Ranger February 21, 2009

Thurston 

ginger. Speed increased X5 when he removes his shoes. Has mastered the "shoelace technique" which has caused him to get laid countless times. Was born a web and contaminated people around him with anime. Flat out will not hesitate to kill George if he thinks about Holly.

Person 1: who's that?

Person 2: that's Thurston

Person 1: why the fuck is he barefoot?

Person 2: speed

Thurston by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019