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Thundercunting 

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.
1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"
Thundercunting by 1rexie July 26, 2023
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thundercunting 

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.
Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol
thundercunting by broocemoose January 14, 2014

Thundercunting 

Having sex so hard people mistake it for thunder.
omg bryan was thundercunting last night, i almost thought i was gonna be like struck by lightning!
Thundercunting by RayvinMadoki April 18, 2019

Thundercunting 

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible
Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall
Thundercunting by Z3INU August 9, 2023

Thundercunting 

Throwing something ,or chucking it at something else, and it goes in a really really fast speed
I was playing wii sports but i didnt wear the wii rist strap, so I accidentally thundercunted (past for thundercunting ) the wii remote at my tv, and it broke
Thundercunting by Doodlefarty January 23, 2024

Thundercunting 

When you throw something (typically the size of a bottle) at wall incredibly hard
Person 1: “dude I just thundercunted my hamster into the wall and now he’s not moving.”
Person 2: “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THUNDERCUNTING YOUR HAMSTER INTO THE WALL WAS A GOOD IDEA!?”
Thundercunting by Goji1954 October 5, 2025