Thunder-wank 

Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.

Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"

Thunder-wank by MoonLander August 2, 2015

Thunder-wank 

The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.

Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.

"Hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?" - Joey
"Yeah, I played Thunder-wank" - Jacques

Thunder-wank by Moon Lander July 14, 2015

Thunder Wanker 

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.

John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!

Thunder Wanker by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Chang Thunderwang 

"Chad" is the meme male name of a Chad, who we assume is American.

Therefore, "Chang" is the meme male name of a Chang, who is Asian and most likely Chinese.

All Ethnic Variations:

Black - Tyrone

Latino - Chadriguez/Rico/Carlos

Asian - Chang Thunderwang

Indian - Chadpreet

Native American - Chief

French - Gaston

Italian - Tony/Tommy

Portuguese - Afonso

Brazilian - Ricardão/Chadinei

English - Jason

Russian - Ivan Erohin ( Иван Ерохин)

Arabic - Chaddam

German - Carlos

Persian - Soroosh

Turkish - Berkecan

Dog - Buster

Asian Drama Addict #1: Hu Yi Tian is a tall handsome Chang.
Asian Drama Addict #2: More like Chang Thunderwang lmao.

Chang Thunderwang by changthunderwang August 7, 2020

Thunderwalk 

To walk quickly and with long strides, with a sense of authority and power, almost violently.

1. "Dude, the paintball game was dead until you stood up, turned on your flashlight, screamed "PUSSIES!", and started thunderwalking around the field unloading on everyone."

2. The Terminator (any of the movies will do)

3. Primary form of transportation for CHuck Norris, when he isn't riding his Magic Carpet, Giant Warpoodle.

Thunderwalk by Dromonster September 15, 2008