Definitions by Bluefunoodle311

Thunder Wanker 

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.

John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!

Thunder Wanker by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

Shocking the Mojo by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

ramen 

(n.)
A freeze-dried block of survival.

Contrary to popular belief, use of stove is not required to prepare this meal of many flavours. No real measurements are needed. Just a bowl, some water, the ingredients in the package and a microwave oven. Approximately 1 minute and 20 seconds on high will do the trick.

I've actually found ramen on sale for seven cents a package.

ramen by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Shock the Mojo 

A phrase used in conversation when trying to get someone to respond.

Could also mean "Just do it."

See also: Shocking the Mojo

Shock the Mojo by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004