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Thresher shark thursday

A national holiday every Thursday celebrating thresher sharks
Joe: What day is it?
Sam: Its thresher shark Thursday!
Joe: Sick!!

The Slinging Thresher 

A viviparous unique creature who due to their special thermoregulation heating system 'endoderms' are able to produce internal body heat that enhances their metabolism and muscle growth. Their electrical impulses in addition to their endoderms earns them the title as the 'best hunters to walk the earth'.
They continue to elude enthusiasts about their origin and their unusual penis (Causil Cock) which is as along as the thresher itself which is around 6 meters. They whip their helpless prey into submission with their giant Causil Cock.
They lunge at their tethered bait (which are all women) by using a special technique called 'breaching'. He stuns his prey by slinging his 6 meter penis over her head like a trebuchet with a speed of over 30 miles per hour. Once unconscious, the mammal then takes his prey to an unknown destination where he continuously and violently rapes her until she's torn into shreds. He then eats her remains at his own leisure. The more women he eats, the stronger he becomes.
Sam: "OMG, I think the Slinging Thresher is coming our way, quick run!"
Jessica: "What are you worried for, let him try!, I'll squash him with my bare hands, let him try and sling me with his 6 meter penis, I'll snap it into two logs and use them as fire starters for my wood heater"
The Slinging Thresher by A=L+P January 19, 2018

thrasher thot 

someone who wheres thrasher (usually ghetto) as a trendy piece of clothing.
Adam is a Thrasher Thot. He wears thrasher but doesn't even own a skateboard.
thrasher thot by J0G594 August 31, 2018

ruby throated mattress thrasher 

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

Thrasher 

A magazine company who also sell expensive clothing, meant to be worn by only the gnarliest of skaters however it is mostly worn
by posers trying to look cool
That guy is such a poser, he wears thrasher and can't even ollie
Thrasher by Superkai69 June 16, 2017

thrusher 

-An alien sex organ. Comes from the episode of South Park titled "Cancelled"
-opposite of a jagon
-Located on a Joozian's waist
Stick your finger in my thrusher!
thrusher by jenoinks September 19, 2005