Thorpenis 

Thorpenis Is A Leg-End

That Guys A Total Thorpenis

Thorpenis by TheThorpenis April 2, 2022

thepenisinhermouth 

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

thepenisinhermouth by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008

Thorpeing 

When you over-think a situation to the point that it becomes detrimental to the problem you are trying to solve.

We were trying to go to lunch, but Harry was "thorpeing" it and we ended up running out of time.

Thorpeing by ch0da1920 May 19, 2014

Thornism 

Having an extreme case of dyslexia, created by Bella Thorne

Anna: How do you spell dysphoria
Liam: d-i-a-s-p-o-r-a
Anna: no it's not, our thornism

Thornism by ashley907 June 6, 2018

Thepenis 

The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.

Behold, Thepenis, praise be unto him!

Thepenis by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016

Threenis 

An emoticon that resembles a penis, but has a three at the end. More potent and deadly than your garden-variety penis.

Hmm. That's quite a threenis.

Threenis by Raw Threenis May 6, 2009

Thorpeing 

The act of attempting to save money but actually incurring more overall expense and then justifying the additional time, money, and resources spent with backward logic and citing intangible benefits.

Kevin wanted to use less natural gas to heat his new home and elected to build a wood burning fireplace. In saving an average of $4.25 a month in natural gas, he ended up Thorpeing it by wasting an entire Saturday every year driving to the woods to cut down dead trees, costing $40 in gas and another $7.50 to power the chainsaw as it spewed carbon emissions into the otherwise pristine mountain air. The chimney sweep only costs about $50 every other year and the fines for burning wood on red-burn days in the polluted valley add up, too. But hey, the whole endeavor takes him back to an earlier day and age when the world was more innocent and a man could feel good about a hard days work.

Thorpeing by n0b0undaries May 22, 2014