Tarpenis
Short, stumpy PP. Pubes surrounding are a mix mix of grey and black. Smells of a chicken coop and smegma.
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its the torpedo toy in the pool but it looks like a penis. when held underwater and let go..its fast as lighting..try it on for size! women love the torpenis in the pool
torpenis by iheartcobravenom September 10, 2008
Tampenis
When a girl is knowingly on her period but does not have a tampon, so instead she finds a non - attractive guy to have sex with, covering his penis in blood.
Tyler " Dude you had sex with that hot piece of ass last night "
Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV
Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV
Tampenis by Cooch Master Casey March 1, 2009