Thorson 

Some one who is obscenely good at everything he does. Everyone tends to like him and He has a lot of friends

I suck at everything, I wish I was a thorson

Thorson by Jack Jakerson December 30, 2011

Mr.Thorson

Annoying 8th grade science teacher who explains thing to one class and not the other, doesn't realize you are sleeping, and thinks science is cool

Mr. Thorson: Blah Blah Blah
Student: Zzzzzz...

Period 1 Mr.Thorson: Do your homework! (No explination how and then the bell rings)
Period 2 Mr. Thorson: Do not use birthdays or repetitive events for examples on your homework more than once! (bell rings)

Mr.Thorson by annoyed8thgrader December 6, 2011

Celeste Thorson 

Celeste Thorson is an American actress, model and activist born in Orange County, California July 23, 1984.

She is best known for her role as an athletic host in her action TV series, Destination X: Hawaii and Destination X: California. She has appeared in global modeling and commercial campaigns for Body Glove, Reebok, Sprint, Saturn, Samsung, Nokia, Yahoo!, BIOQUE, and Paul Mitchell.

She is ethnically diverse with Korean, Scots-Irish Lebanse, Spanish, and Apache Native American Indian heritage.

Celeste Thorson won the Model Star Award for Best USA Female Model, at the Asia Model festival awards in Seoul, Korea 2008.

Celeste Thorson lives in Los Angeles, California.

Celeste Thorson by jpadilla January 14, 2009

torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

paul thomson 

Adorable drummer/sometimes guitarist of Scottish rock band Franz Ferdinand, formerly in The Yummy Fur and currently half of the DJ outfit Polyester (his wife Ester being the other half). Once supported himself as a life model at the Glasgow School of Art and is reportedly the best hung man in Scotland.

Paul Thomson's drum kit does not have rack toms because they would block the audence's view of him.

paul thomson by kseda May 16, 2006

Thoreson 

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.

Thoreson is a last name.

Thoreson by Thoreson February 5, 2010

mick thomson 

Mick Thomson (also called #7)is one of the two guitar players of "Slipknot". He is the second tallest member of the band (the tallest one being the other guitarist, James Root).
His riffs had always been quite simple and no one seemed to take him seriously; however, when he appeared on the "Total Guitar" magazine, he showed some of his exercises which include an extended neoclassical arpeggio. He was also asked to perform a solo and he did it; it is called "too extreme for slipknot" and there are tabs of it all over the internet. He never used to play solos in the songs since "it didn't fit the music style they played".
In the "Vol. 3 The subliminal verses album" he was allowed to solo (and so was Root); also, the guitar riffs on this album happen to be slightly more complex than in the past ones (like in the song "Opium of the people").
He used to play with custom BC Rich guitars which had the word "HATE" across the frets, but now he uses Ibanez with a "SEVEN" written on the frets and he even has his own signature model.

John: Who's your favorite guitar player?
Al: Mick Thomson!! His solo in "welcome" is amazing!!!

mick thomson by morius June 24, 2006