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Is a thick couch aka fat pussy
Oh my god did you see the thooch on her!!!
Thooch by Funniest bitch alive March 5, 2019
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Something or someone that is of average height or size. The medium equivalent to tall, short, big or tall.
"Jerry is a thooch young man."
Thooch by Jerrmerrattiss January 30, 2026
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thooch/thatch 

This is when a large woman spreads her legs while sitting down, however her thighs are too large to expose vagina, so they make a decieving extra layer of labia, hence the thooch=thigh+cooch.

Attritutes of a cooch (or snatch) and a thatch are visually comparable

(or thatch=snatch+thigh
Yo Kye, last night, uhh... did Buronikuh have a thooch/thatch?

Joey, look! That thooch/thatch is a blowin' in the wind.
A popular ship from the TV series Doctor Who, involving The Master and The Doctor. This ship name can be used to refer to any era in their existences, but mainly refers to the academy era , or when they were kids and went by the name Koschei Oakdown and Theta Sigma
Thoschei is my OTP! Thoschei can be seen laying in the red grass on Gallifrey.
thoschei by tardismylife July 28, 2015

Big Thoschei Energy 

"Big Thoschei energy" - When your best friend constantly tries to kill you but is still kinda hot and you are totally in love/denial.
My best friend Koschei tried to murder me today and take over the universe, I'm kinda into him and have rings with our names, I hate him. We have Big Thoschei Energy.
A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.
Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.
tooche by principe62 March 26, 2009
yiddish for butt.
Commonly associated with Tushi (yiddish for buttocks).
Also used in "Jew Crew" Slang

Damn, that guy has a nice toochis!
Toochis by CrazyDelicious January 7, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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