Thooch

Is a thick couch aka fat pussy

Oh my god did you see the thooch on her!!!

by Funniest bitch alive March 5, 2019

Thooch

Something or someone that is of average height or size. The medium equivalent to tall, short, big or tall.

"Jerry is a thooch young man."

by Jerrmerrattiss January 30, 2026

thooch/thatch

This is when a large woman spreads her legs while sitting down, however her thighs are too large to expose vagina, so they make a decieving extra layer of labia, hence the thooch=thigh+cooch.

Attritutes of a cooch (or snatch) and a thatch are visually comparable

(or thatch=snatch+thigh

Yo Kye, last night, uhh... did Buronikuh have a thooch/thatch?

Joey, look! That thooch/thatch is a blowin' in the wind.

by twizzlemynizzle March 7, 2011

thoschei

A popular ship from the TV series Doctor Who, involving The Master and The Doctor. This ship name can be used to refer to any era in their existences, but mainly refers to the academy era , or when they were kids and went by the name Koschei Oakdown and Theta Sigma

Thoschei is my OTP! Thoschei can be seen laying in the red grass on Gallifrey.

by tardismylife July 28, 2015

Big Thoschei Energy

"Big Thoschei energy" - When your best friend constantly tries to kill you but is still kinda hot and you are totally in love/denial.

My best friend Koschei tried to murder me today and take over the universe, I'm kinda into him and have rings with our names, I hate him. We have Big Thoschei Energy.

by Missy Saxon January 16, 2020

tooche

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

by principe62 March 26, 2009

Toochis

yiddish for butt.
Commonly associated with Tushi (yiddish for buttocks).
Also used in "Jew Crew" Slang

Damn, that guy has a nice toochis!

by CrazyDelicious January 7, 2006