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toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
toochis tax by Jareau September 1, 2009

toochin that booty 

when someone sticks out their ass to make it appear larger
"dude, look at that DONK"

"aint no way homegurl's ass is THAT big. shes definitely toochin that booty"
toochin that booty by hlpbpmk September 29, 2008
The name Toochi is a Nigerian name which means "Praise God" and is of Igbo origin.
Person A: Hey, Toochi how are you doing today?

Toochi: I’m doing good, how about you? :)
Toochi by sjdnebvsgayajajzbzj November 21, 2021
go whipe your toochie.
toochie by KraZee October 4, 2003
toochie is a word used for a very hairy vagina
yo dude last night that girl had a toochie
toochie by Basic.Bunny February 26, 2022
One who has a very tight walls in other words a very tight coo hue
Jeremy: broo that three way last night was wack bro

Doug: Ik bro she had a good toochie
Toochie by Anuslover01hoe March 29, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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