Usually Attractive, person named Thomas. Named after the Thomez Man himself, it honors anybody incredibly hot, incredulous, exhilerating, and wise people named Thomas.
Some nigga who outclasses real OG's like Chief Keef and XXXtentacion. This guy can rap harder than an erect elephant cock. If you see this guy when you're with your girl best make sure you have a towel for her panties. You thought ear rape was toxic? Try Thomaz after losing a clutch (once in a lifetime) in Rainbow 6 Siege, when this happens follow the following steps:
Step 1 : Grab Fire Extinguisher (for soundcloud mixtape in background)
Step 2: Lock all doors for he'll be in a raping frenzy.
Step 3: Duct tape asshole close along with mouth (erect elephant cock wasn't a joke)
Step 4: Achieve Gold comp status in Rainbow 6 Siege
Step 5: Call all black people in lobby "retarded monkey's"
Peace Achieved!
Person 1: Y'all heard Thomaz's new mixtape?
Person 2: It's way better than X's new shit I think he's recording rn
Person 1: No he's just raping people rn he lost a comp in Rainbow 6 Siege.
One who frequents smutty sexual acts including, but not limited to, the Birmingham booty call and the San Franciscan slop tart. Comes from the unfortunate incidence of running into many of these people in school, work, or any social setting; hence asking yourself why god is doing this to me.
I was at this partyyesterday and some vegan was eyeing me down, clearly looking to perform the Thomey on me.
A crazy ginger… After you cum on your girls lip he is right there to lick it off. No clean up for you he is there to save the day with his semen sucking abilities