thomaz 

Some nigga who outclasses real OG's like Chief Keef and XXXtentacion. This guy can rap harder than an erect elephant cock. If you see this guy when you're with your girl best make sure you have a towel for her panties. You thought ear rape was toxic? Try Thomaz after losing a clutch (once in a lifetime) in Rainbow 6 Siege, when this happens follow the following steps:
Step 1 : Grab Fire Extinguisher (for soundcloud mixtape in background)
Step 2: Lock all doors for he'll be in a raping frenzy.

Step 3: Duct tape asshole close along with mouth (erect elephant cock wasn't a joke)
Step 4: Achieve Gold comp status in Rainbow 6 Siege
Step 5: Call all black people in lobby "retarded monkey's"
Peace Achieved!

Person 1: Y'all heard Thomaz's new mixtape?
Person 2: It's way better than X's new shit I think he's recording rn
Person 1: No he's just raping people rn he lost a comp in Rainbow 6 Siege.

thomaz by RealOGAssChiraqNiqqa June 19, 2017

Thomas Gros Cul 

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.

"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*

Thomas Gros Cul by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020

Thomas Brodie Sangster 

He is the best actor known to man and HE IS BEAUTIFUL. He is mainly known for his role as the beloved Newt in the Maze Runner, along with Dylan O'Brien and others. Of course a real fan would know that he has been in many other movies such as: Nanny McPhee, Nowhere Boy, Game of Thrones, Love Actually, Death of a Hero, OBVIOUSLY Phineas and Ferb and many more. He is British and his birthday is: May 16th 1990. His Dad is Mark Sangster and his mother is Tasha Bertram, he also has a sister named Ava. His 2nd cousin, once removed is Hugh Grant.

Peasant: Who is the guy who plays Newt in The Maze Runner?

Awesome Person: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ITS THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!

Thomas Brodie Sangster by Donut girl :) April 5, 2015

Thomas gros cul 

A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that

Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size

Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass

Thomas gros cul by Madame Renaud August 13, 2020

Thomas Brodie Sangster 

He is the best actor known to man and HE IS BEAUTIFUL. He is mainly known for his role as the beloved Newt in the Maze Runner, along with Dylan O'Brien and others. Of course a real fan would know that he has been in many other movies such as: Nanny McPhee, Nowhere Boy, Game of Thrones, Love Actually, Death of a Hero, OBVIOUSLY Phineas and Ferb and many more. He is British and his birthday is: May 16th 1990. His Dad is Mark Sangster and his mother is Tasha Bertram, he also has a sister named Ava. His 2nd cousin, once removed is Hugh Grant.

Peasant: Who is the guy who plays Newt in The Maze Runner?

Awesome Person: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ITS THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!

Thomas Brodie Sangster by Donut girl :) April 5, 2015

Thomas Gros Cul 

The biggest ass in North America since 2004, after the death of Ronald Reagan, the previous owner of the biggest ass. Thomas Gros Cul is larger than Brazil and has 4 time zones. It's one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world: it has beaches, amusement parks and the Ass Canyon, a canyon larger than the Grand Canyon. It's also the home to the stadium of the Grosculville Lifters, the best NHL team ever. Thomas Gros Cul is where the Manhattan Project took place.

"Yo, have you ever been to the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah I have. I went there for my school trip!"

"Wanna hit the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah sure, let's go to the Gros Cul bars!"

There has been a terrible hurricane in Thomas Gros Cul, due to the Thomas Big Fart.

Thomas Gros Cul by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

Thomas Brodie Sangster 

Perfection.

Person one: “Who plays Newt in Maze Runner?”

Person two: “THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER YOU PEICE OF GREIVER KLUNK!”

Thomas Brodie Sangster by ProbablyMadeUpWords July 9, 2018