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I was just scrolling down in Tiktok (Or Instagram) and I was looking for some funny videos but then a girl popped up saying "when I see you I uwu" and then she start d to bust down, I got Thoated.

- Surprise thot
-Not expecting the thot
-the thot scared you
I was just scrolling down on Tiktok and then I got Thoated.

I was on Tiktok and out of nowhere a girl started to bust down l, I got Thoated.
Thoated by PostPolice November 5, 2019
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throated 

Short for one who has been face fucked or throat fucked.
That one cute girl got throated real good last night.
throated by nocton55 October 25, 2011

ruby throated mattress thrasher 

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

one throated 

The act of swallowing something without chewing it at all.
Sorry that my voice is so hoarse, I just one throated a chicken tender.
When the kush is good, It puts you on that cloud from Mario Kart
Bro hit this shit. It’ll get you thoited. “Thoited?” Yea bruh like that good good.
thoited by Tchubbs October 9, 2019

Covid Throated 

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.
Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

Full-throated support 

When you're a posh upper-class Brit who can't say in straight words that you suck dicks, but must still mention it in proper conversation.
Alastair: I have given Boris Johnson my full-throated support for the past 30 years, if you know what I mean.
Full-throated support by Lamaredia January 31, 2022