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thinks
The act of two or more people simultaneously thinking the same thought at the same time and subsequently exclaiming "thinks" at the same time.
thinks by whenwillthisweekend February 4, 2010
Thinks who he is
Thinks who he is by BillyT903 May 24, 2006
thinks the sun rises to hear him crow
When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners
thinks the sun rises to hear him crow by Obefurtun November 22, 2018
thinks that she
thinks that she by Nora March 13, 2004
thinks her piss is port wine
Egotistical and self righteous
The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
thinks her piss is port wine by Carol Knight July 7, 2023
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