Thinks 

The act of believing you are something special or that you will get away with something petty just to help your pathetic ego.

Look at your gay ass, barb wire around the arm tattoo. You think!

Thinks by SBD March 27, 2005

thinks 

Saying thank you in a snooty way, just replace the a with an i and drop the you

Girl 1: Your hair is nice
Girl 2: Thinks!!!

thinks by Nakesha February 28, 2008

thinks 

The act of two or more people simultaneously thinking the same thought at the same time and subsequently exclaiming "thinks" at the same time.

Eleanore and Jason thinking: That's what she said.
Jason and Eleanore: "thinks!"

thinks by whenwillthisweekend February 4, 2010

Thinks who he is 

Arrogant or Conceited.

Trey is just a selfish arrogant guy, yes he is good musically but he really thinks who he is!

Thinks who he is by BillyT903 May 24, 2006

thinks the sun rises to hear him crow 

When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners

He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.

thinks the sun rises to hear him crow by Obefurtun November 22, 2018

thinks that she 

This happened because my brackets backfired and turned into a dodgey link thing.

Erin thinks that she is an umbrella.

thinks that she by Nora March 13, 2004

thinks her piss is port wine 

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

thinks her piss is port wine by Carol Knight July 7, 2023