SBD's definitions

Carpet Cruiser

A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.

Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad

by sbd April 9, 2006

Wall Slider

A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.

I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.

Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Dim Yegs

(noun) A nice set of tanned legs.

Mmmmm Look at Dim Yegs...It took me 20 minutes to get from her ankles to her ass. She's Been Tanning...

by SBD May 23, 2005

Noodle Neck

The feeling of having no bones in your neck while under the influence of drugs.

Damn..these painkillers gave me a case of noodle neck. I can barely hold my head up.

by SBD April 20, 2005

Princess Tigress

A wild, calico feline that lets out the nastiest farts on earth and wakes you up at 3 fucking a.m with her damn tinkerbell collar.

Fucking Princess Tigress woke me up at 3 chasing her crinkle ball and licking her ass.

by SBD April 20, 2005

listenin

Another way of saying you are resting my eyes

"Are you going to sleep?" "no, I'm just listenin"...Zzz

by SBD April 25, 2005