SBD's definitions

Carpet Cruiser

A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.

Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad

by sbd April 9, 2006

Wall Slider

A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.

I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Thinks

The act of believing you are something special or that you will get away with something petty just to help your pathetic ego.

Look at your gay ass, barb wire around the arm tattoo. You think!

by SBD March 27, 2005

esmorzn

A way to ask someone if they smoke that gooey black shit thats left in your marijana pipe.

Oh, I see you are cleaning your pipe. esmorzn?

by SBD February 28, 2005

Dim Yegs

(noun) A nice set of tanned legs.

Mmmmm Look at Dim Yegs...It took me 20 minutes to get from her ankles to her ass. She's Been Tanning...

by SBD May 23, 2005

Power Fucking

The art of having sexual intercourse in a very violent and aerobic manor.

Boy am I sore! Me and pam portwood did some Power Fucking last night.

by SBD March 27, 2005

Rockin' A Deuce

Taking a giant shit

It's a long trip. I had better rock a deuce before we leave.

by SBD March 27, 2005