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A matted down stripe of hair on the top of your head that comes as a result of wearing a headset used to play online games for hours and hours.
Look at the Socom Doo on that guy. He either just got off of work at the drive thru or he's been playing socom all night.
by SBD March 27, 2005
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Get the Rockin' A Deuce mug.Mmmmm Look at Dim Yegs...It took me 20 minutes to get from her ankles to her ass. She's Been Tanning...
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Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad
by sbd April 9, 2006
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