Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would
stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."
Scouser, "I love
orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."
Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."
Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me
Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.
Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato
pie, I'm thickening up."
Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."