10 definitions by Judgerichie
When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)
“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”
“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”
“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”
“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
by Judgerichie November 8, 2017
When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)
“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”
“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”
“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”
“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”
by Judgerichie November 8, 2017
Enlarged upper body middle aged woman with skinny legs resembling a frog like appearance especially from the rear.
“Someone should tell the frogbod not to wear stilettos she might fall over”
“Damn what happened to Tommy’s mom? she’s got the Frogbod and looks like a keg on top of a table”
Jenny should stop wearing those mini skirts to show off her legs doesn’t she see her Frogbod in the mirror?
I can’t keep my eyes off that woman with the Frogbod, keep waiting for her to catch a fly with her tongue!
“Damn what happened to Tommy’s mom? she’s got the Frogbod and looks like a keg on top of a table”
Jenny should stop wearing those mini skirts to show off her legs doesn’t she see her Frogbod in the mirror?
I can’t keep my eyes off that woman with the Frogbod, keep waiting for her to catch a fly with her tongue!
by Judgerichie July 1, 2023
Overweight upper body middle aged woman with skinny legs. Frog like appearance especially from the rear.
“Yo what’s up with your dad’s new frogbod girlfriend? she looks like she just came out of the lilly pond.”
“Why is your mom wearing high heels? her frogbod doesn’t go with those stilettos”
My favorite aunt is so pretty to bad she has a frogbod with that giant head and back
“That nasty bitch’s attitude is as bad as her ugly frogbod”
“Why is your mom wearing high heels? her frogbod doesn’t go with those stilettos”
My favorite aunt is so pretty to bad she has a frogbod with that giant head and back
“That nasty bitch’s attitude is as bad as her ugly frogbod”
by Judgerichie June 30, 2023
Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?
I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 6, 2023
Deceptive explanation without having to lie by leaving out certain details mostly used for an excuse.
“Told Lisa I only went for a boat ride but she found out we went to Ocean Beach, caught me in a leaveout.”
by Judgerichie April 11, 2021
“Nicole didn’t even say yes when Anthony proposed to her she just grabbed the ring from the Lessor”
“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”
“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”
“My mom always put my pathetic father down in front of everyone and I swore I will never be the Lessor!”
“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”
“Why is Al always leaving as soon as that bitch calls?”, “ he’s the Lessor and has no choice”
“I don’t care if you don’t want me to go out with my friends I will break up with you right now, your the Lessor!”
“My mom always put my pathetic father down in front of everyone and I swore I will never be the Lessor!”
“Omg he’s so pathetic texting me all the time I just wished I didn’t need his money or I wouldn’t be with with his Lessor ass”
by Judgerichie December 8, 2018