polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

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polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

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Anarcho-theism

Perception that monotheism is a violation of pagan European traditions. Can take on occultist & antisemitic attributes.

Anarcho-theism views paganism as more than a lifestyle choice - - it is a defense of European culture and pre-Christian heritage.

Anarcho-theism by sandraxine May 28, 2017

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Thotism

Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.

A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.

- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"

Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."

Thotism by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018

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agnostic theism

Agnostic theism is defined as believing in the existence of a god, but not claiming to know for sure that this god definitely exists.

I wouldn't suggest paying attention to the other much more vulgar definition about agnostic theism

agnostic theism by I'm Kenny November 5, 2013

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thotism

Believing that ones open sexual encounters with manys individuals and being well know in the community for doing so could get you fame, status in society, and/or monetary advancement and following suit

I thought she was a good girl but now I keep hearing different word around town she practice Thotism

thotism by NORMAL <-- SPELLED BACKWARDS December 12, 2013

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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