Theyism 

When someone nonbinary decides that it is a they, but they are actually an it, because grammatically speaking they are incorrect.

Hey guys and gals, please refer to me as "They".... Im nonbinary and stuff.

Um... Dude, you sound like a fucking dumbass.. you aren't an entire group of people. Just call yourself an it and get over yourself.. nobody has time for Theyism up in this bitch. Idiot.

Theyism by Torso Tom January 23, 2024

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Anarcho-theism 

Perception that monotheism is a violation of pagan European traditions. Can take on occultist & antisemitic attributes.

Anarcho-theism views paganism as more than a lifestyle choice - - it is a defense of European culture and pre-Christian heritage.

Anarcho-theism by sandraxine May 28, 2017

agnostic theism 

Agnostic theism is defined as believing in the existence of a god, but not claiming to know for sure that this god definitely exists.

I wouldn't suggest paying attention to the other much more vulgar definition about agnostic theism

agnostic theism by I'm Kenny November 5, 2013

theism 

Theism is not a religion, rather it is a belief in god(s). This can be a belief in a single God, as in Islam, Christianity, or Judaism (monotheism), or a belief in deities or multiple gods, such as Hinduism & many ancient religions.

Islam is a type of theism.
Christianity is a type of theism.
Judaism is a type of theism.
Theism can be unrelated to organised religion.

Theism is not the same as religion. Religions can be atheistic, i.e. Buddhism.

theism by geekchic April 29, 2006

Joe Theisman 

Joe Theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. Most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.

I joe Theismaned my leg when I fell off my bike.

Joe Theisman by Skinsfan January 5, 2008