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Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.
Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.
by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019
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Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!
by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003
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Theismannized

Double compound fracture of the lower leg; specifically, both the tibia and fibula are broken with bone fragments ripping through the skin.
Poor Alex Smith - he got Theismannized.
by Pauli9363 December 7, 2018
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