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A synonym for obeseus, A man who is beautiful in everyway except in size. He is rather short but has great yellow hair. He is thicker than his sister, but he is really hot and all girls want him.
Look a faggot-Girl
Wait that's thesus-Girl
Thesus by F1VESEVEN October 4, 2016

thessaly 

Thessaly the most free spirited girl ever with an imagination that would surprise anyone shes so beautiful and rare that if you ever came across her you'd be lost for words.
thessaly is someone who is very smart but nothing less than beautiful at the same time
to know or have known a thessaly is so rare and amazing. Let them say you walked with giants, but this name will never die Let them say you lived in the time of thessaly
thessaly by alex5091 June 6, 2013

thesisitis 

The feeling one gets when thinking about writing their thesis, usually making them feel physically and/or mentally ill.

Symptoms can include, nausea, lethargy, incoherent conversations and sometimes momentary lapses of motor skills (eg. walking).

Without treatment thesisitis can result in excessive desk chair racing and may result in injury.
Student: Man, every time I think about my thesis I feel sick.
Friend: Well maybe you've got thesisitis, it's probably a good idea to take the day off.

Student: Today I rode an elephant backwards up the stairs.
Concerned friend: Pretty sure you have thesisitis... I'm just gonna keep my distance in case it's contagious.

TheRussianBadger

''Me: Dude, did you see Badger's new video?''

''Friend: Ya dude, he totally rekt dose skrubs! TheRussianBadger is fucking awesome.''
TheRussianBadger by YOLOSWAGINABOX November 6, 2013
The most beautiful girl in the world her smile is the cutest thing in the world her laugh is the only thing anyone would ever want to hear in the morning she gives the best hugs and holding her hand becomes like a drug
Thessa is the most beautiful girl in the world.
Thessa by Halleismymom December 27, 2018

Thesis Guilt 

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.
Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.
Thesis Guilt by NicTail September 26, 2011

We the Sus Music 

A poggers YouTube music group that makes sussy music. Famous mainly for Dream - Mask (Official Sus Remix), but makes other music too. You should check them out
Guy 1: "Whos your favorite Group?"
Guy 2: "We the Sus Music."
Guy 1: "I bet you pour in the cereal before the milk, don't you?"
We the Sus Music by Stupid Af July 18, 2021
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