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These by helicóptero August 8, 2022
These hoes ain't loyal
It means basically some girls are just gold diggers or money huggers. They would dump any guy over someone who has plenty of things they want.
Ron : Hey Jimmy, where is your girlfriend, aren't you supposed be on a date?
Jimmy: she dumped me for that rich fagget who gifted her an iPhone x.
Ron: "These hoes ain't loyal man. Let's go play some football".
Jimmy: she dumped me for that rich fagget who gifted her an iPhone x.
Ron: "These hoes ain't loyal man. Let's go play some football".
These hoes ain't loyal by Suka blyat March 30, 2018
these fishsticks are hard as tits
these fishsticks are hard as tits by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007
These pretzels are making me thirsty
These pretzels are making me thirsty by Genku July 29, 2003
These Collards Don't Run Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
These Collards Don't Run Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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