Theseus 

He did it or something.

Theseus did it or something.

Theseus by Vithon March 31, 2011

Theseus 

The ultimate declaration of unrivaled excellence. Synonyms include 'cool,' 'rad,' 'awesome,' 'abgefahren,' 'primordial,' 'bangarang,' 'wicked sweet', 'most excellent,' 'most triumphant, etc.' Derived from a Shakespearean character in A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Do you listen to Queen?

Yeh, I think they are Theseus!

Theseus by Jackie Deram May 27, 2005

Theseus 

The coolest individual in the world
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.

Plus, insanely hot and cool.

Keith: My best friend is a Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing

Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus

Theseus by SpaceBoi June 2, 2023

Theseus 

A beautiful man with high sex drive he makes the pussy flow like water love is his passion and will pursue it relentlessly.

He's so hot he must be a Theseus

Theseus by Bruhhssuggsyhdss November 21, 2021

Theseus 

A person who attempts to act like an internet bully, but in reality makes himself look like the sad little idiot that he is.

guy: Did you see him fail at trolling?
girl: yea he must be a theseus.

Theseus by sonu89 May 9, 2011

Theseus Threshold 

When a band has more past members than current members.

That band hasn't been good since they passed the Theseus threshold .

Theseus Threshold by Getzby1021 January 14, 2021

Band of Theseus 

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

Band of Theseus by Ganondox April 13, 2019