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A word used to describe one less popular to the common eye. Thes is derived from the word thespian. This word is not a compliment in any way shape or form, it is very derogatory and hurtful. Thes is a synonym for loser, dweeb, fag, terd, peckerwood, tool, squeak. A Thes is not to be trusted, is known for cheating on women, a druggie usually, a coke head, not reliable, a stain on societys underbabes (see underbabes). Thes's can also be described as mooches, and wannabees. They are commonly partaking in plays, dances, and more thespian like activities.
Dan is a real thes, I think i even saw him tapdancing. What a loser.

Yeah, last weekend he did some coke and then got with an ugly girl. Pathetic!! Plus I am missing two dollars, hes a real shadeball.
Thes by Tonizzzle March 2, 2008
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how about you come here and get your mother off my dick you little thes cocksucker
thes by not robelio March 5, 2023
A guy named Thes is a guy who’s really his great-grandma reincarnated. He can rock a cardigan and will steal your girl. He journals and self-identifies as a Marxist. How is he so kind, unproblematic, funny, nonjudgmental, athletic, and a good lister? Easy! He’s Thes.
Expecting mother: “I want to name my baby so it grows up to be an S-class citizen…”
Anyone with one good brain cell: “I know, name it Thes!”
Thes by Mackzaddy April 17, 2023

Thes One 

1 of 2 Mc's from People Under the Stairs. Thes One was born Chris Portugal was born in Lima, Peru in 1977. Thes' Aliases are Thes One, Uncle Thester, Supreme One, Thessoterrorist, and Lord Radio.
Thes One's Verse from The Turndown: Yo, I think this time I've found a shorty for me
We talk a lot, take walks a lot, she doesn't bore me
In fact she won't ignore me when I'm speakin music matters
She's intelligent, fly style flatters
My own style, chickens scatter when she floats through the club
Child matters,
Love, I'm thinkin,
I met her one night drinkin, I suggested a show,
She walked up and said, "I know you
You're from the P-U, T-S, I think your name is Thes too,"
Would you like a soda, I'm underage
Slipped her my number, tipped away
And said give me a page later
In typical latin lady flavor she said "maybe,
??? que si" That's how it should be
And see she played me close, next night dinner,
The champagne toast, sunset pacific coast,
And mostwhile, everything to me was like tight groovy
Always a treat, man, she took me to the movies
Made love to beats, woke up and made me pancakes
And this point I knew my shit was land or lakes
Fellas, I might be in love but something's still not right,
We didn't fight but she didn't call me last night
She got mad loot, no jobs, and plus a high renter
Cellular phone to check the Pac Bell message center,
Which she does too much, and I'm really not with it
She tells me that she loves me so I guess I'm committed
Thes One by Cool Wayne August 25, 2006

Thesaurus'd it 

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.
Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

thespedshed 

A legend of a meme page, may he Rest In Peace :(
Aye remember TheSpedShed? Man I miss his memes.
thespedshed by DaddyDericcc August 11, 2019

thessaly 

Thessaly the most free spirited girl ever with an imagination that would surprise anyone shes so beautiful and rare that if you ever came across her you'd be lost for words.
thessaly is someone who is very smart but nothing less than beautiful at the same time
to know or have known a thessaly is so rare and amazing. Let them say you walked with giants, but this name will never die Let them say you lived in the time of thessaly
thessaly by alex5091 June 6, 2013
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