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theshortbus

The l33test channel in the world of IRC. EFnet - #theshortbus. Home of that lovable cool guy SkiLLz, that flamer eXistenZi, that cabbage Manyiu, and the rest of the isonooz homies.
Let's all go down to #theshortbus! *drool*

theshortbus

founded, maintained, and popularized by jeef on efnet. #theshortbus
thanks for teh cool channel jeef.
theshortbus by jeef March 17, 2004

theshortbus

come here to be ass raped by mReD
Holy shit i got ass raped by mReD and skillz sucks boners. ROFLAOFLAFSZZZZ!!!1111ONEONEOEN
theshortbus by cow humper November 29, 2003

Fuckin the shortbus 

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.
Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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