Theon'd 

The forced removal of one's genitalia.

Man, I wish that chick would've only taken my kidney, but I totally got Theon'd.

Theon'd by Clarkcsm May 20, 2013

b then d

bang then dump.

have sex with then leave.

Dude, I like Chelsea but Id rather b then d than be in a relationship.

b then d by wuffle hiodion September 1, 2007

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you 

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you by your best idiot May 23, 2010

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E 

Like someone like minecraft SAY THIS WORD OR SOMETHING

Minecrafter:I like minecraft.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.

If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E by JasonHW November 1, 2021

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Theo Decker 

to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.

Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend

“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”

Theo Decker by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018