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Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

thelonious 

A caring dude who is always there for whoever needs him. he is a good listener and can make any situation a bit lighter. he is good looking and smart, and only pulls the coolest girls, if you are lucky enough to get him as your boyfriend, you can be sure he only wants the best for you and would never do anything to hurt you. he is a cool person who has excellent taste in music, clothes, etc. He is a good thinker and is amazing at giving advice and someone trustworthy to talk to. an all around good guy.
girl 1: wow he is so sweet, but kinda shy, he is the perfect type of guy
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious
thelonious by amelia1111 October 17, 2017

thelonious monk 

Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.

Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.
Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.
thelonious monk by jazzwise November 21, 2009

thomas the thermonuclear bomb 

its what usa threw on japan
yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday

Thermonsate 

- verb, (-sated, sating)

To pre-heat an object or region of space for oneself or others to experience. Thermonsation, the process by which one thermonsates, is commonly referenced in public spaces whereby a stranger has pre-heated an object of interest preceding an individual's arrival.

Derived from a conjunction of the prefix "thermo", from Greek meaning heat, and inseminate, meaning to sow or implant seed into.
(person 1): This bus is packed but there's an open seat over here.

(person 2 upon sitting down): Aw gross, this seat is totally thermonsated.

(person 1): Dirty. You're probably sitting in the drippings of some fat old man's hot body.
Thermonsate by Evan AH March 11, 2010