Theener 

A dick that is VERY long, but VERY thin

An example of a Theener:
a dicks width is 1/2 in. and its length is 12 in.

Theener by Da Boss2558 December 19, 2008

teenerweener 

a person with an excuse for a cock.

I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.

teenerweener by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020

Teenering 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

Teenering by MBent January 6, 2013

Teenery 

Scenery that includes teenage girls, such as a campground.

Let's go to the boat ramp, there is plenty of teenery there.

Teenery by Slapcheese May 8, 2008

tweener 

One who doesn't fall in any category of people (cliques).

The tweener walked through the halls helplessly looking for a place to belong.

tweener by BreakDown May 13, 2005

teener 

1.75 grams of llello

that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball

teener by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003

Teener 

Weight in grams, 1/16th of a narcotic (usually methamphetamine)

Glen: "Hey girl, can you float me a Teener for a few days until my check comes in?"
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."

Teener by Honor Nees June 11, 2018