TheFerret
THE ALL TIME GREATEST GAMERTAG AND PLAYER IN THE WORLD...... I HAVE CRAZY SEX ALL DAAAAYYY! (with men).
TheFerret by Cpt.FatBelly May 21, 2018
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Stripe TheFerret
Stripe TheFerret is very popular on social media for his comedy & trash talking. He is very open about his view on Trump & America. He makes people laugh at people his jokes 24/7 online & points out the Karen's that get triggered on everything they see online. He even has a Stipe on his head as you probably noticed from seeing his photoshopped head on different photos online.
Cameron: "Dude do you know where Stripe TheFerret is at?"
Alicia: "I'm pretty sure he was sleeping over Alyssa's tonight so he can plow Layla again."
Alicia: "I'm pretty sure he was sleeping over Alyssa's tonight so he can plow Layla again."
Stripe TheFerret by Tripl36clubh0s3 June 15, 2020
theeret
theeret by theeretsimp September 23, 2020
Petting the ferret
Petting the ferret by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
Shampooing the ferret
Shampooing the ferret by asorethumb March 30, 2010
Feed the Ferret
The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.
Must be feed until full.
Must be feed until full.
Feed the Ferret by MolesP June 16, 2012
Milk the ferret
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
Milk the ferret by G21 March 24, 2008
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