TheFerret 

THE ALL TIME GREATEST GAMERTAG AND PLAYER IN THE WORLD...... I HAVE CRAZY SEX ALL DAAAAYYY! (with men).

"Man, i just got my ass whooped by 'TheFerret' in Rainbow Six Seige"

TheFerret by Cpt.FatBelly May 21, 2018

Stripe TheFerret 

Stripe TheFerret is very popular on social media for his comedy & trash talking. He is very open about his view on Trump & America. He makes people laugh at people his jokes 24/7 online & points out the Karen's that get triggered on everything they see online. He even has a Stipe on his head as you probably noticed from seeing his photoshopped head on different photos online.

Cameron: "Dude do you know where Stripe TheFerret is at?"
Alicia: "I'm pretty sure he was sleeping over Alyssa's tonight so he can plow Layla again."

Stripe TheFerret by Tripl36clubh0s3 June 15, 2020

theeret 

An amazing Minecraft streamer who is bisexual and goes any pronouns!

dono: you like dick?
theeret: yeah?

theeret by theeretsimp September 23, 2020

Petting the ferret 

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

Petting the ferret by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Shampooing the ferret 

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

Shampooing the ferret by asorethumb March 30, 2010

Feed the Ferret 

The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.

Must be feed until full.

Johnny: "Dude, did you feed the Ferret at Cindy's last night" ?

Phil: "fuck yeah I did"

Feed the Ferret by MolesP June 16, 2012

Milk the ferret 

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

Milk the ferret by G21 March 24, 2008