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The Walk of Shame 

walking home still wearing your clothes from the night before the morning after staying over at a guy/girl's house that you met at bar or party. Alcohol is usually involved in your decision to go home with them.
she took The Walk of Shame, still wearing her dress and heels, at 6am.
The Walk of Shame by G-spot February 24, 2004

THE WALK OF SHAME 

After being rejected by a girl in a bar, the time spent getting back to the table where your drinking buddies are.
He's setting himself up for a walk of shame. That lady is Ann Coulter.
THE WALK OF SHAME by yygsgsdrassil January 15, 2004

The Walk of Shame 

The trip you take when you realize that you just took a dump at a stall or bathroom with no toilet paper and need to go get some.
Dude, look at the way that guy coming out of the stall is walking! Poor guy probably needs to make the walk of shame.

I reached for a piece of toilet paper only to realize that I needed to travel on the walk of shame.

Guy 1: "Hey you're out of toilet paper!"

Guy 2: "Really? What did you use?"

Guy 1: "I had to make the walk of shame to ask you were so TP is."

Guy 2: "Dude, you smell like crap."
The Walk of Shame by n77shogun September 22, 2009

THE WALK OF SHAME 

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet
Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you
THE WALK OF SHAME by paul January 13, 2004

The Walk of Shame 

The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.
"Dude, why we're you in the bathroom so long?"

"Ugh, I just did The Walk of Shame!"

the walk of no shame 

Like the walk of shame only without the sex.
walking home from last night party after crashing there.
Dude: i walked the walk of no shame after last night halloween party
Dude 2: Thats better than the walk of shame
the walk of no shame by pizzaismykink September 10, 2017
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