The first line of Other Friends.
yep.. it's part of the first song Spinel ever sang, and now you know what I see in comment sections?

THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN-

Steven: Everything is right with the universe, and nobody's trying to kill m-
Spinel: THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY-

THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY by Inkd00ple November 2, 2019

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but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore by scass May 18, 2010

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And that's the whole story

When someone asked you to explain events that happened in the past you sit them down, tell them how it all began and just as it is getting interesting say "-and that's the whole story." and pretend as if you have told them everything. It makes fun of TV shows that used this as a way to save episode time instead of repeating everything the viewers just saw.

Pioneered by the Family Guy

And that's the whole story by b-sol February 6, 2005

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