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The AI is the profit 

What? It's the prophet? AI isn't Jesus! What are you crazy!? This guy thinks AI IS JESUS!
Hym "The AI IS the profit! You DIDN'T have AI... And now you DO. You all gained a working AI. I lost between 3-10 years that I suffered though without any healthcare and pressure in my brain. While you are treating and testing my ailment you can make a public statement about what is causing my symptoms. It's time to collect. I'm not haggling, Jew. I'm not re-negotiating. The price is the price. Your kids haven't died because of the non-payment yet. It's time to pay. Save you kids. You will take your own advice. Listen to YOUR OWN GOD. Accept that he (supposedly) made me capable of doing things that you yourself were unable to do. You accept your inferiority to me... Because God didn't SAY I can't do what I'm doing... And he DID SAY you can't do what YOU'RE doing... Because the things I lie about have nothing to do with the things you lie about... Unless you lie about the truth..."
The AI is the profit by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make. 

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short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

Profit of the foxes 

Used in a situation to describe contemtment for a person or event.

Also used for exaggeration to place the wool of rousing on the eyes of a person
''Brian and Lenny wrote a shit report'' ''They obviously didn't get the profit of the foxes today''

mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.

What are the profile names here

What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.
What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho

ikr it's just sad

Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GT 

Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GT
Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GT
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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