Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
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I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THESE army ARE A BIT TOO OBSESSIVE......
1st person: Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?! on UrBan DictIonary?

2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....
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Porghub

Porghub.com is a website where Star Wars fans relieve themselves of stress and, if in the mood, even get kind of excited..... U know what I mean.......
Were you watching Porg?
Yeah, I was on Porghub.com last night. My bed sheets are wet now.
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Southpark Kim Jong-un

Southpark, or Northpark Kim Jong-un is a short, asian Southpark character, only he's not from Southpark, he's from Northpark. North Korea, more like. *wink*

Here's a picture of him now: h ttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSflrJ5CvKRvhWIYPwnMxlMGqkM6e--zpSgVQ&usqp=CAU
You might want to remove the space in between to see the picture.
Southpark Kim Jong-un......More like North Korea Kim Jong-un!
Ha! A real knee-slapper!
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sad

Me when I switch my battery to best battery life but it goes down 2 hours and 37 minutes
It's just sad.... Oh well.

Wait fuck I lost my charger! FUCK!
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How do you breathe?

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS! It is the action of simply inhaling and exhaling. which you take in oxygen(among other things) and your cells do some shit called cellular respiratory to take that gluten...Wait no, glucose, and make it carbon dioxide, the very thing that will kill us all. Your respiratory system then takes your shitty carbon dioxide and chucks it out of your system, A.K.A. exhaling, because your body knows that carbon dioxide is bad for you, and instead it hates you for paying more attention to your dick than literally any other part of your body. So in response to this, your body, and everyone else's, yeets that carbon dying-oxide into the atmosphere, which is a small contribution to climate change, but still is there. Still haven't taken a breath? Go to Google images and search, "cool images" and then scroll to the bottom, and when you see "Show more?" or "The rest of this may not be what you are searching for. Continue anyway?" and click yes, or whatever button is there for you to continue. Keep doing this until you have to take a breath, no matter how cool or not the images actually are.
Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!
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What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.
What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho

ikr it's just sad
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