The Pop

A type of really disappointing farting in which the bowel movement only results in one popping sound instead of a tone. Instead of the smooth yet crunchy bass tone of the fart, you get one single clap of the cheek, the rectal fold followed by extreme disappointment and a desire to make up for it with one huge rip. You must honour your family and prove you are the master of the fragrant trombone, the flesh bassoon, the flatulent emperor. You shall make up for your sins.

Fuck you I just The Popped.

The Pop by ..e.. December 21, 2020

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The Pop Effect

The effect that happens with each passing year, it becomes almost impossible to remember a particular pop song from the year prior. This also includes songs from different genres that have pop infused into the song.

"Hey, do you remember that one pop song we used to jam out with last year in that jeep of yours?"
"Oh man, i know what you're talking about, but i just can't remember the song name."
"Ah damn, must be The Pop Effect that's making us forget."

The Pop Effect by Eric02 March 17, 2019