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The Pee-Noise Problem
1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
The Pee-Noise Problem by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011
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oh i got ya! i touched your pee pee! the more you touch other pee pee's you are the winner of the pee pee game!
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Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad
The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and very similar to ass to mouth.
"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."
Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009
Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad
The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and is very similar to ass to mouth.
"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."
Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009
Fork in the Pee
The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.
Fork in the Pee by Stik E June 13, 2009
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