Cunt who pishes himself. Can't handle a drink. The pee is usually a word to define a rapist. A person who can't talk to girls because of his wee portion. Takes it up the arse on occasion and looks like Shrek. Known as an all round bellend.
The Pee - Weapon that canny handle the bevy with a massive arse.
by Berlow November 11, 2013
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A situation in which you cannot decide whether to pee or hold it in until the next opportunity arises. Usually at the time when the urge isn't that bad.
Hmmm, to pee or not to pee... I'll hold it in until we get home, these reststop bathrooms are gross.
by mjg10 June 16, 2011
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The pee pee is a beautiful aspect of the universe that has incredible, unrecognized talent. There are many misconceptions that the pee pee is simply a stick that only serves the purpose of deposing of liquid waste within the body, when in reality, it is so much more. It conveys a very beautiful message that is beyond human understanding. Something that is yet to be discovered by man. It has been loosly predicted that in at least 200,000 years, after humans have further evolved that we will finally understand the true meaning behind this majestic piece of evolutionary art we call "the pee pee. "
A fricctard: Woah, pee pees are stupid haha fricc you pee pee head

Intellectual: well, might I remind you that pee pees in fact are one of the most important factors to human existence. We are dependant on the pee pees unmeasurable power, and we own them every ounce of respect within our bodies.

Fricctard: What the actual hell.
by SuckaFatOneuwu April 06, 2019
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The funniest way to describe one's penis, making them sound like a complete ass.
Hey bitch, look at my pee pee.
by blargh shit August 17, 2003
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"yes, timmy?"

"i went pee pee in my pants''

"good job, timmy! thats another gold star!"
by ty December 13, 2003
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A yellowish liquid substance used to capture the souls of mortals, named after the mortal organ it is taken from.
Now mortal, prepare to go to hell, for i have PEE PEE!
by Darthbubbaaa July 12, 2018
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1. a phrase often said by children needing to use the bathroom. 2. a phrase used by idiot adults needing to use the bathroom.
Child "I need to pee pee!!" how cute
Adult "I need to pee pee!!" how stupid
by poo poo July 01, 2004
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