Cunt who pishes himself. Can't handle a drink. The pee is usually a word to define a rapist. A person who can't talk to girls because of his wee portion. Takes it up the arse on occasion and looks like Shrek. Known as an all round bellend.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.