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the missionary 

where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies
want to try the missionary tonight?
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the missionary 

where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies
want to try the missionary tonight?

The missionary trap 

The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.
Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
The Missionary Kids by toee December 3, 2006

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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