Communist rag read by Labourite sheep/trades unionists.
Typical editorial stance:
1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!
Typical editorial stance:
1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!
by hgdkejdjkl October 22, 2015
Get the the Mirror mug.As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan traveled across the land, they received word of a new danger. A strange mirror monster had been spotted in the region, and it was said to possess the power to copy the abilities of anyone who faced it.
Knowing that this foe would be a formidable challenge, the trio set out to track down the mirror monster and put an end to its reign of terror.
After days of searching, they finally found the monster in a cave deep in the heart of the mountains. The monster, a shimmering mass of glass and mirrors, shifted and changed as it saw the trio approach.
Malte charged forward, his sword at the ready. But the mirror monster quickly copied his moves, matching every strike with equal force. Vilmer tried to use his love of pulled pork to overpower the monster, but it merely mimicked his strength, leaving Vilmer at a disadvantage.
Even Johan, with his power of seeing into the future, found that the monster was able to anticipate his moves and counter them.
Knowing that this foe would be a formidable challenge, the trio set out to track down the mirror monster and put an end to its reign of terror.
After days of searching, they finally found the monster in a cave deep in the heart of the mountains. The monster, a shimmering mass of glass and mirrors, shifted and changed as it saw the trio approach.
Malte charged forward, his sword at the ready. But the mirror monster quickly copied his moves, matching every strike with equal force. Vilmer tried to use his love of pulled pork to overpower the monster, but it merely mimicked his strength, leaving Vilmer at a disadvantage.
Even Johan, with his power of seeing into the future, found that the monster was able to anticipate his moves and counter them.
The battle raged on, with the mirror monster copying each of the trio's powers and using them against them. It seemed like an impossible task to defeat such a foe, but the trio refused to give up.
As they fought, they realized that they would need to work together if they were to stand a chance against the mirror monster. They came up with a plan to confuse the monster by each using their powers in an unexpected way.
Malte used his sword to reflect the sunlight into the monster's eyes, blinding it for a moment. Vilmer threw a piece of pulled pork into the air, distracting the monster long enough for Johan to use his power to predict the monster's next move.
The plan worked, and the trio gained the upper hand. They continued to fight the monster, each using their powers in new and unexpected ways, until finally, the mirror monster shattered into a million pieces.
Exhausted but victorious, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan emerged from the cave, knowing that their bond had grown even stronger through the fight. They knew that they would face new challenges in the future, but they were confident that together, they could overcome anything that came their way.
As they fought, they realized that they would need to work together if they were to stand a chance against the mirror monster. They came up with a plan to confuse the monster by each using their powers in an unexpected way.
Malte used his sword to reflect the sunlight into the monster's eyes, blinding it for a moment. Vilmer threw a piece of pulled pork into the air, distracting the monster long enough for Johan to use his power to predict the monster's next move.
The plan worked, and the trio gained the upper hand. They continued to fight the monster, each using their powers in new and unexpected ways, until finally, the mirror monster shattered into a million pieces.
Exhausted but victorious, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan emerged from the cave, knowing that their bond had grown even stronger through the fight. They knew that they would face new challenges in the future, but they were confident that together, they could overcome anything that came their way.
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Get the Dabbing in the mirror mug.Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.
Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.
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After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
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