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the Mirror 

Communist rag read by Labourite sheep/trades unionists.

Typical editorial stance:

1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!
"Honey, we're out of loo roll."
"Sorry dear, The Mirror only publishes daily."
the Mirror by hgdkejdjkl October 22, 2015
Words you can keep

The mirror 

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan traveled across the land, they received word of a new danger. A strange mirror monster had been spotted in the region, and it was said to possess the power to copy the abilities of anyone who faced it.

Knowing that this foe would be a formidable challenge, the trio set out to track down the mirror monster and put an end to its reign of terror.

After days of searching, they finally found the monster in a cave deep in the heart of the mountains. The monster, a shimmering mass of glass and mirrors, shifted and changed as it saw the trio approach.

Malte charged forward, his sword at the ready. But the mirror monster quickly copied his moves, matching every strike with equal force. Vilmer tried to use his love of pulled pork to overpower the monster, but it merely mimicked his strength, leaving Vilmer at a disadvantage.

Even Johan, with his power of seeing into the future, found that the monster was able to anticipate his moves and counter them.
The battle raged on, with the mirror monster copying each of the trio's powers and using them against them. It seemed like an impossible task to defeat such a foe, but the trio refused to give up.

As they fought, they realized that they would need to work together if they were to stand a chance against the mirror monster. They came up with a plan to confuse the monster by each using their powers in an unexpected way.

Malte used his sword to reflect the sunlight into the monster's eyes, blinding it for a moment. Vilmer threw a piece of pulled pork into the air, distracting the monster long enough for Johan to use his power to predict the monster's next move.

The plan worked, and the trio gained the upper hand. They continued to fight the monster, each using their powers in new and unexpected ways, until finally, the mirror monster shattered into a million pieces.

Exhausted but victorious, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan emerged from the cave, knowing that their bond had grown even stronger through the fight. They knew that they would face new challenges in the future, but they were confident that together, they could overcome anything that came their way.

the mirror god 

Wow, Mateo really is the mirror god ! His mirror pics always slay !
the mirror god by mewo rawr September 13, 2022

Man In The Mirror

One extraordinary man, whose influence and strength has left an indelible historical mark on the fabric of social consciousness; so powerful it has changed global thinking, and even political thinking. Michael Jackson's spirit and truth will inhabit the Earth forever. His message was L.O.V.E.
I think of the Man in the Mirror as someone with a social conscience.

Dabbing in the mirror 

This is when you are hitting it from behind, you see a mirror, and dab in ur reflection.
Dabbing in the mirror

Evan: “bro I just dabbed in the mirror
Shane: “fucking litty
Ryan: “same”

pitchin' in the mirror 

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.
Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror ) 

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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