The Microphone 

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.

Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"

The Microphone by brianxymox January 20, 2012

The Microphone 

An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth

Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore

The Microphone by Realskskdude April 28, 2019

speak into the microphone 

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.

After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.

speak into the microphone by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Pass the microphone

stop talking, we're tired of hearing you

girl 1: *repeating the same joke that everyone ignored*
girl 2: "girl we get it pass the microphone"

Pass the microphone by lookissokay August 24, 2020

blowing in the microphone 

An insult usually used in online games

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive

blowing in the microphone by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Step up to the microphone 

euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.

That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.

Step up to the microphone by DownUnder1 February 11, 2010

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025