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That feeling you get after getting home from school and falling asleep in your warm clothes so you wake up all sweaty and groggy like your in a different dimension
"Oh fuck im so tired ive got the grog. My body hurts"
The grog by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022

fond of the grog 

This is an old saying describing a love of strong alcoholic drinks. Grog was a Royal Navy term for rum often mixed with water and lime, one of the world's first cocktails, circa 1800.
The lads from Vanderbilt were fond of the grog!
fond of the grog by I, Wreckerrr March 28, 2017

Grog The Trog 

An old wiseman from a small town in Nevada. He is rarely seen by anyone but you can find his name under railroad bridges from time to time.
Bondo: Hey Son check this out Grog The Trog has been here. He carved his name under this bridge.

Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.
Grog The Trog by Spoonyt69 March 4, 2022

The Great Grog 

When a small girl with curly hair gets angry, she can be called The Great Grog.
Person 1- Stodge is in a bad mood today

Person 2- Thats not Stodge, thats The Great Grog!!

Grognak the Destroyer 

Grognak the Destroyer is a real life person that is friends with Joseph Stalin. He eats a lot of fucking bread. He is a strong believer in communism. He is also diagnosed with severe Amnosia. Grognak is an idiot that is a severe hazard to those around them even though their intentions are not hostile. Please be cautious when near Grognak. They have the ability to stomp an entire village. They also have a 10 foot vertical leap.

grognak the destroyer attorney at law 

grognak the destroyer is a character created by youtuber call me kevin
he is the only one and true dear communist leader,he is known to like busses,he is also an attorney who represents both sides of a case

kevin said: "Yeah, the name 'Grognak' like came from a meme thing that I saw online and actually got the name wrong on when I was remembering it and I guess I remembered it from this game cause people pointed out afterwards"

Grognak The Destroyer has been diagnosed with Amnosia, which is like Amnesia, just that it's not medically recognized.

Grognak is in the band Jim and the Jimettes which was formed by Jim Pickens.

he was also a part of the 15th street gang which was formed by jim pickens to distribute cocaine.

Originally an East-Asian-looking male, Grognak looked for people who might tolerate it for longer than a few minutes. it was recruited by a clown to star in a commercial for Safe Vision but failed to make a good impression due to it's bad acting . it got involved in shady operations which ultimately resulted in Grognak being shot by a girl called Jupiter. Despite the localized nature of the injury, it's Amnosia made the doctors at the Pillbox Hill Center to perform reconstructive surgery, turning it into the bald creature it is today.

grognak has no confirmed gender and even it self doesn't know

grognak is possibly jim picken's one and only fear as grognak had pranked jim many times when jim was a teenager
random person:have you heard about our dear communist leader grognak?he is an attorney he can help with your case

random kid:one day i wanna be like grognak the destroyer attorney at law ,in fact i'm gonna go shave my head to look like grognak a bit more
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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